Vintage Shark - taxidermy

Regular price £125.00

27 inches long,

photos form part of the description so look closely.

like most stuffed aquatic marine life it has got a slight whiff. Not dissimilar to the smell one would experience going down on a trampy whore (apparently).

 Also known as bastards of the sea, I personally don't like sharks, i assume that they are in every bit of water and want to chew on my flesh just for the fun of it with their stupid teeth and pulsating gums. The way that their fins poke out the water is just immature and really pisses me off. who do they think they are? I watched a documentary once called jaws and that shark was a complete bastard, in another documentary his mum showed up and she was a giant salty bitch. This is a vintage mount, got a few holes here and there. I wouldn't buy it if i were you, spend your money elsewhere on something worth having.

All the remains I sell are over 100 years old for the law, ethically sourced and respect of the living friends and relatives, I would never sell any remains with a known name as this may upset the living and that is in my opinion disrespectful. If someone is disrespected with no link to a random skull then that is their opinion and in my mind not disrespectful.